The Schoolteacher was a character who appeared in the series 1 episode The Barber of Civil.


A woman of medium build, the teacher had brown hair in a bobcut and bright red lipstick. She dressed in a long, pink skirt and a pale purple blouse with white collar.


When Peregrine - one of the rudest children in Saucy by Sea, home to the rudest children in the world - sang a nasty song to her, the infuriated teacher sent him to see the Headmaster straight away.


  • The song that Peregrine sang to his teacher went “Jingle bells, teacher smell, I wish she’d go away; She looks just like an elephant, I’ve nothing more to say!